Tron,
If you could have a theme song play every time you walk into a room, what would you have?
Sincerely,
Danny
Dear Danny,
Great question. If I had to choose a song I would choose Curtis Mayfield's Pusherman. Not so much because the song is all that great; I mean, it is a pretty sweet song but, mainly because I feel that if that were my theme song,porno would just start breaking out all over the place. for example, if I were at a fancy restaurant and my wife had fancy shoes on, the waitress would say, "what can I get for you?" But before I could even muster up the breath to order the Chicken, she would whip out one of her breasts and start making out with my wife while saying, "This is our daily special, may I get you a double order?" Trust me, This type of shit would happen all the time if Pusherman was my theme song.
Sincerely,
Danny
Dear Danny,
Great question. If I had to choose a song I would choose Curtis Mayfield's Pusherman. Not so much because the song is all that great; I mean, it is a pretty sweet song but, mainly because I feel that if that were my theme song,porno would just start breaking out all over the place. for example, if I were at a fancy restaurant and my wife had fancy shoes on, the waitress would say, "what can I get for you?" But before I could even muster up the breath to order the Chicken, she would whip out one of her breasts and start making out with my wife while saying, "This is our daily special, may I get you a double order?" Trust me, This type of shit would happen all the time if Pusherman was my theme song.
The weird thing about the dinner sex is that all of the other customers in the restaurant would not be upset or disgusted to see my naked fat ass. Maybe it was the way I was brought up, but I really feel like that the dinner sex would cause a mass session of masturbation. Yup, everyone in the restaurant, including the kitchen manager would start masturbating. It would be great!
That would be my song, no doubts about it. Work, dinner, traffic and the grocery store would all be much cooler with this song in the background.
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